So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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