READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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