yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
this is an emotional support booty call
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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