Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
that may or may not have been my penis.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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