check it out our google latitudes are spooning
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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