im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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