woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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