Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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