So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
did you just send me my own nude
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