is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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