So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
