yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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