@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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