week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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