I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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