Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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