i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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