Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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