I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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