yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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