You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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