can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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