shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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