Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
from now on my penis is your penis
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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