saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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