So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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