Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
After last night, I could never be a politician.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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