Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hell yes lets make some ravioli
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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