Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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