My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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