So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You are the jesus of drinking
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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