So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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