why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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