so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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