yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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