He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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