overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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