This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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