Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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