Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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