yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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