yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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