Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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