dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
