sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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