stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize