Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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