Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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