You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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