People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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