IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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