Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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