SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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