HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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