she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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