found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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